Limited-Edition Merch is a datapoint in Horizon Zero Dawn: The Frozen Wilds. It is the third item in Frozen Wilds Audio Datapoints.
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LAURA: Okay, Shells? Shells. We're not focusing on that right now. We're recording, okay?
SHELLY: We're not even in the-
LAURA: Band meeting. Sort of counts as practice, right? Um... merch! We need merch!
LAURA: Stickers! You're not a real band until someone vandalizes government property with your stickers.
SERVITOR: Colleagues. I have been asked to remind you that conversations determined to be irrelevant to servitor training are discouraged.
SHELLY: What were you saying about vandalizing government property?
MESSAGE TEXT:
Dear Nobody,
We spent an hour plastering our stickers all over that servitor. Well... I say "stickers." They were sticky-notes from my desk. We stole the presentation and design of other band logos, drawing little skulls and lightning bolts and broken hearts around the name. It's not like we had any actual work to do.
When this began, we were told we'd be "on site advisors," going through the motions of our duties so the servitors could mimic our actions. But the government creeps (corporate creeps? Same diff, I guess) mostly ignore us or yell at us for getting in their way.
The robo-scab's weird oval head kept swiveling toward us, and it kept asking, "Hello, is this relevant to my training?" as we tried to duck out its line of sight, ruining its chrome finish with sticky-notes and shushing each other's giggles.
Afterward, Laura stood in front of the thing and goes, "Servitor? This is very important. This is how you greet Blevins, okay? It's a sign of immense respect."
I mean, will the servitor actually give Blevins the finger? Probably not, right? But a girl can dream.
Screw the man,
Shelly
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| Text Datapoints - Machines | #01 - #02 - #03 - #04 - #05 - #06 - #07 - #08 - #09 - #10 |
| Scanned Glyphs | #01 - #02 - #03 - #04 - #05 - #06 - #07 - #08 - #09 - #10 - #11 - #12 - #13 - #14 - #15 - #16 - #17 - #18 |
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| Audio Datapoints | #01 - #02 - #03 - #04 - #05 - #06 - #07 - #08 - #09 - #10 - #11 - #12 - #13 - #14 - #15 - #16 - #17 - #18 - #19 - #20 - #21 - #22 - #23 - #24 - #25 |
| Text Datapoints - World | #01 - #02 - #03 - #04 - #05 - #06 - #07 - #08 - #09 - #10 - #11 - #12 - #13 |
| Text Datapoints - Quests | #01 - #02 - #03 - #04 - #05 - #06 - #07 - #08 - #09 - #10 - #11 - #12 - #13 - #14 |
| Hologram Datapoints | #01 - #02 - #03 |