Listen up, cool kids: it's time to stop crapping on Vani

So the new "Vani in Concert Experience!" is, well... more or less what you'd expect. Vani sings, Vani dances, Vani shifts skins, the crowd goes wild, Vani gyrates through set-piece after set-piece that push the "pleasure bot" shtick right up to the bio-transgressive edge of metal-porn without... quite!... going over. Sure, Vani's a corporate mascot and its music is algorithmically-assembled glitter-trash, but that doesn't make "Service Agreement" any less catchy (or uncomfortable), and the anthem "Early Adopter" still blasts a clarion call to [DATA CORRUPTED]

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